Wed 18 Nov · 7:30pm
The Substation · Newport
two women trying very hard to keep things aggressively chill
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Preview Performance on Wednesday 18 November. AUSLAN-interpreted Performance on Friday 20 November.
PRESENTED BY THE SUBSTATION & APHIDS
Aren't you sick of surprises?
Don't you crave a day, a week...a life where there is nothing to worry about, no problems, no dramas?
Is it possible? Is that what we want?
A new stage work by Mish Grigor / APHIDS makes an attempt at a life with No Dramas.
In a series of games, tasks and social encounters, two women attempt to keep things aggressively chill. They smile with tears in their eyes and push their feelings down, down, down. Into the sock drawer. Never seen again.
See? Easier this way.
Co-directed by Zoë Coombs Marr and Mish Grigor.
Quick answers
When is No Dramas?
Wed 18 Nov 2026, 7:30pm.
Where is it?
The Substation, Newport, VIC.
How much are tickets?
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Where do I get tickets?
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How do I find out which of my mates are keen?
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