Theory Bar · Melbourne
cabaret, burlesque and storytelling from fat performers on their own terms
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Fat Cabaret is a glorious celebration of fat performers taking centre stage on their own terms. Through cabaret, burlesque, music, and storytelling, we showcase bold, brilliant artists whose talent refuses to be sidelined.
Fat Cabaret is more than a performance night. It is a platform, a community, and a declaration that talent has never been size-specific. We believe in access, representation, and creating spaces where artists and audiences alike can take up space.
Showcasing a variety of acts from local and interstate performers.
Theory Bar is an accessible venue on the ground floor. There is a small rise through to the entrance. Space can be made for wheelchairs and mobility aids. See our Instagram account for more information. Reach out if you have any needs.
Doors open at 4:30pm, show at 5pm
Quick answers
When is Fat Cabaret?
Sat 12 Dec 2026, 5pm.
Where is it?
Theory Bar, Melbourne, VIC.
How much are tickets?
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Where do I get tickets?
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